i promise i’m a decent cook
but i just had to google how to make boiled eggs and i fucked it up somehow and two of them exploded….
an island man with a shopping cart full of coconuts and a machete was walking around selling them for $3. he just pulls out his machete chops the top off and sticks a straw in it, sounds really great right? nope tastes like seawater and shit and weighs like 5 pounds.
i can’t even….
